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JWG's Grand Hodgepodge — Harvesting & Monkey Butt (2 poems)

Wherein JWG recalls tales heard and pet names.

45. Harvesting

Harvesting
Stories I have experienced is hard.
I chose to forget.

Recalling tales told
By Hometown Elders is  much easier.
I’m fortunate I listened.

Relating to the antics
Of Oldtimers as they laughed at themselves.
They made mistakes fun.

Summer nights, watching bats and fireflies,

Sipping iced beverages, eating sweets,
We would be regaled by generous sharing.

Now that I’ve seen six decades,
I’m beginning to tell tales of myself.
Ten years ago, I would be ashamed.

Don’t ask for stories.
Under the surface of my bubbling brain,
I never know what will pop.

“Did you know...?”
I’ll start to say, but, pause, then go on with,
“You must have heard that...”

 

46. Monkey Butt

Monkey Butt
Is a rather odd term of endearment.
Don’t you think? I do.

A Monkey’s antics
Are fun to watch when visiting a zoo;
So, that word makes sense to me.

Pushing sexual buttons,
Derrieres are attractive to many;
So, I can understand that term, too.

If putting the two words together
Can kindle a feeling of happiness,
Who am I to put out the flame of desire?

Personal Pet Names prosper
In each generation and forgotten.
Youth wishes to be original.

For crying out loud,
Funny Bunny and Perky Pelican
Are names I’ve used for my Love.

Monkey Butt
Is not so peculiar after all.
In fact, I like it.

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KFM May 21, 2013 at 04:17 pm
How, in a period of rapidly declining enrollment, can costs be increasing so much from year to year,Read More you ask? The answer is in front of you in black and white. I urge you to READ your district’s budget: we are funding retirements when many of us cannot afford to fund our own during difficult economic times. These wheels were set in motion by contracts negotiated in times of unrealistic growth that may likely not occur again. It is time to open up these plans and relieve this unfair burden from our shoulders. Whatever other measures are pursued in order to control costs, including consolidation within and eventually with other districts, are never going to be enough if you cannot get this problem corrected. Write your congressman, for the love of God. If you need any more incentive to do so, please go to http://rocdocs.democratandchronicle.com/database/teacher-pensions-new-york and look at what Smithtown’s retirees are collecting MONTHLY. It will sicken you.
KFM May 21, 2013 at 04:12 pm
They are allowed to exclude the pension and employee benefit increases when expressing the increase.Read More
Billie B May 20, 2013 at 10:17 am
Tomorrow is the vote..vote NO NOW or our taxes are going to continue to sky rocket. Unless we doRead More something this town will continue to spiral down. More taxes aren't going to help. We need to cut expenses and get ourselves on a fiscally responsible plan.